Typo Tuesday, 9/18/2017

Looking for that perfect home? Enjoy a peaceful locale and demure little bodies of water?

Check out this real estate listing for a home in New Jersey:

Escape to the ultimate in suburbia! Enjoy the pool, the hot tub, the tranquility of the coy pond and all on a quiet cul-de-sac. This is a must see but it won’t last.

Definitely a must see: who wants a pond full of mundane fish when you can have a coquettish anthropomorphic one?

Typo Tuesday 12/15

Today’s post could be subtitled “A Romp through the Real Estate section.”

These aren’t very amusing, but they are noteworthy for belonging to a single organization’s ad column in the New York Times:

Spacious 4 BR, 2 1/2 bath home on great corner proeprty.

Designer decorated, 6 BR, 4 1/2 bth brick Colonial on very picturesque street . . . fin Lower Level w/Rec Rm, temperature controlled wine celler and storage . . . Truly elegant. [Elegant, except for the wine storage]


While its ad doesn’t contain a true typo, this apartment is perfect for that special critter in your life:

Studio, no board approval required for renov studio in FS drmn bldg. New kit w/DW. Non-smoking pet friendly.

[Please don’t apply if your dog enjoys cigars, your cat is addicted to nicotine, or your parakeet has a pipe after dinner. Ah for the lack of a period.]