Looking for that perfect home? Enjoy a peaceful locale and demure little bodies of water?

Check out this real estate listing for a home in New Jersey:

Escape to the ultimate in suburbia! Enjoy the pool, the hot tub, the tranquility of the coy pond and all on a quiet cul-de-sac. This is a must see but it won’t last.

Definitely a must see: who wants a pond full of mundane fish when you can have a coquettish anthropomorphic one?